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50 Ned Flanders Quotes on His Neighbors Family and God 1. We should get a huge terrarium with like a million turtles.

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Im just here to pay the fine for the Sunday School bus.

. Well I cant say for sure but as a Christian I assume the worst Ned Flanders. Although Homer is generally annoyed with his neighbors seemingly perfect family life Flanders has over the years proven to be a loyal friend. I dont drink or dance or swear 4. A prayer in a public school.

Singing Doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh. Well Ive seen about enough. Viva Ned FlandersQuotes Simpsons Wiki Fandom. Chuckles So it is.

Were likewise acquainted with Ned Flanders who happens to be the eccentric neighbor right next door. Hey Homie I can see your doodle. I cant believe Homer ruined another family barbecue. Outside of the Flanders rebuilt house.

Thank you but i dont approve. Lard of the Dance The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace Bart the Mother Treehouse of Horror IX When You Dish Upon a Star Doh-in in the Wind Lisa Gets an A Homer Simpson in. Knock that off you two. Top of the mornin Tow-mer.

You know most people dont know the difference between apple cider and apple juice but I do. Opens a 4-inch-tall door Barney. Im not a bad man. Not from the diving board.

27 Funny Ned Flanders Quotes. You lie like a fly with a booger in its eye. Everybody pees in the pool. Walking down the extremely small and narrow hallway Oh something is definitely wrong with this hallway.

Since hes a devout Evangelical Christian many of the funniest Flanders quoutes are about God praying or sinning. Important things Ned Flanders. Thank you but i dont approve. There are some things we dont want to know.

Its separate accommodations for you not-lyweds. Sorry is not just the most exciting board game ever devised its a word I need to hear from you 2. There are some things we dont want to know. Stu stu stu stu-pid.

Woo woo woo woo woo woo-hoo. Were not going to church today. Sinister being Latin for left-handed. The Simpsons Quotes by Ned Flanders.

Call me Delta Airlines because I cant handle all your extra baggage. Yeah when they made him they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails - Ned Flanders The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 22. He often inserts words like diddly and doodly in between everything he says. Ive done everything the Bible says even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.

Family Guy Quotes Peter Griffin Quotes. Its time for church. Hail flanders mightier than jesus. You give me one good reason.

Its your master bedroom. You towed it with the kids still in it. Lots of unique catchphrases can define the character of this bizarre person. Friends we love you all but I also have a sinister motive for asking you all here.

Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders. But I have urges. Here is a fantastic collection of the best Ned Flanders quotes. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders.

Ned shuts the dollhouse-sized door Ow. Anyhoo the Rich Texan account has been balanced and Ill be bringing you the proof. The order of these Flanders quotes is determined by your votes so help shape the list by voting you favorites up and down. We hope the next Ned is just as dang-darn-diddly inspiring.

That sounded like a prayer. Call me Delta Airlines because I cant handle all your extra baggage - Ned Flanders The Simpsons Season 22 Episode 22. Lets thank the Lord for another beautiful daySuperintendent Chalmers. The fly was funny and the booger was the icing on the cake.

God has no place within these walls just like facts dont have a place within an organized religion. Hey Homie I am able to see the doodle of yours. Best Simpsons Ned Flanders Quotes. Thank you for taking me to.

Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees Ned Flanders. Kidney Trouble Mayored to the Mob Viva Ned Flanders Wild Barts Cant Be Broken Sunday. Ho ho ho suckin down the cider uh. Here are most popular Ned Flanders sayings that you will ever come across.

With many unique catchphrases that define Neds characters here is a listing to some of the best Ned Flanders sayings ever captured on air. No not the whole head. Youre my personal savior. Homer warms up his voice before a performance Homer.

It pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. No we should get a speedboat with bunk beds on it. Hey word to the wiseshows Homer a cardNed Flanders. Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees Thats not to say Flanders doesnt have his doubts from time to time.